The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger

"That's the whole trouble. You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you" right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say "Fuck you." I'm positive, in fact."
-The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger

Hipster Girl by MC Lars

"You look like a hardcore fascist redneck!"
-Hipster Girl by MC Lars

Lonely Polisher by You Look Nice Today

MERLIN: Okay, so we know it's an auto-fellating, non-panced, non-Jesus, crucifix Road Monkey, with or without after-market mustache and scarf-awareness scarf?

SCOTT: Yep, that's right.

MERLIN: (To owner) You don't have the original high heeled shoes that came with this monkey?

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Coin Laundry by Lisa Mitchell

"Have you got a little old house
And a lemon tree?"
-Coin Laundry by Lisa Mitchell

Rollin', Rollin', Rollin' by Joel Plaskett

"And I can’t make it home tonight."
-Rollin', Rollin', Rollin' by Joel Plaskett

The Most Beautiful Girl (In The Room) by Flight of the Conchords

"You're so beautiful,

You could be an air hostess in the 60s."

-The Most Beautiful Girl (In The Room) by Flight of the Conchords

Fireworks by The Tragically Hip

“You said you didn't give a fuck about hockey,
I never saw someone say that before.”
-Fireworks by The Tragically Hip

Come Pick Me Up by Ryan Adams

"Come pick me up
Take me out
Fuck me up."

-Come Pick Me Up by Ryan Adams

Tonight Will Be Fine by Leonard Cohen

“But I know from your eyes
and I know from your smile
that tonight will be fine,
will be fine, will be fine, will be fine
for a while.”
-Tonight Will Be Fine by Leonard Cohen

The Constant of the Universe by Andy Weaver

"because I've been raised in a language with no words to give her."

-The Constant of the Universe by Andy Weaver

Full Poem:

http://arts.brunel.ac.uk/gate/entertext/1_3_pdfs/weaver.pdf

Civil Twilight by The Weakerthans

“My chance to say something seemed so brief, but it wasn't.”
-Civil Twilight by The Weakerthans

Jason Stackhouse, True Blood

“I threatened to shoot a bunch of nails into Arlene’s brain.”
-Jason Stackhouse, True Blood

With A Little Help From My Friends by The Beatles

"I Get By."
-With A Little Help From My Friends by The Beatles



"I Get By."
-I Get By by Honest Bob and the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives

Lilac Girl by Barenaked Ladies

"She looks so delicious
As she washes the dishes."
-Lilac Girl by Barenaked Ladies

Old, New, Borrowed, Blue by Mark Haddon

"Your eyes."
-Old, New, Borrowed, Blue by Mark Haddon

Old, New, Borrowed, Blue

The day we met.
This unexpected envelope.
My San Francisco Mime Troupe T-shirt which you wore to potter in the flat, whose sleeve-trim matched
Your eyes.

That sleepless night.
This sleepless night.
The face I'll wear to shake your hand and wish you well.
The way I'll feel when I do.

"Paper Moon." Our song.
"Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring."
My Ella Live at Montreux which I hope he plays one night by accident and makes you cry.
This honky-tonk parade.

Opening Band by Paul & Storm

"We are the opening band
We are here to do five or six or seven songs."
-Opening Band by Paul & Storm

Long December by Counting Crows

“I guess the winter makes you laugh a little slower
Makes you talk a little lower
About the things you could not show her.”
-Long December by Counting Crows

That's All, That's All by The Vanity Project

“She was lying on the grass,
Lying on the grass.”
-That’s All, That’s All by The Vanity Project

Big Bad World One by Jonathan Coulton

“What if the best that I can be just isn't good enough?
Isn't it better not to know?”
- Big Bad World One by Jonathan Coulton

Dirty Business by The Dresden Dolls

“She's the kind of girl who leaves out condoms on the bedroom dresser,
Just to make you jealous of the men she fucked before you met her.”
-Dirty Business by The Dresden Dolls

Dirty Business - Dresden Dolls